Tanzanian Association Oslo

If real life was like facebook...

BY.Crazy Nairobian

We spend a great amount of time on facebook. But have you ever wondered how life would be like if REAL LIFE was like Facebook?

1)    Women would leave home with clean clothes and go home with likes and comments all over their clothes. Wont be surprising to see a girl with a top/blouse written “You and 92 other people like this” across her bust.

2)    You would go home in the evening to find your external wall full of posts and comments by friends. There would be notifications on your door and friend requests on the window.

3)    Meeting new people would be a whole new thing. If you befriend a hot guy or girl from your workplace or neighborhood, all your friends would receive an SMS with the notification, “Mike and Hot Pie Sheila are now friends.”

4)    If you see yourself in a friend’s photo album, you’d immediately request them to tag you. You would then borrow it and visit all your friends to show them and expecting them to write a comment at the back.

5)    People would be walking around with placards of their latest status updates begging people to like and comment.

6)    People would be allowed to change their official names just like Facebook. It wouldn´t be surprising to find Lost and Found IDs with the names “Nimesahau Jina Langu, Usikojoe Hapa, Mary Pesa Pap and Unajifanya Hunijui”

7)    Poking would become something else. People would get beaten black and blue for poking strangers simply because they thought they looked hot.

8)    Your birthday would be very strange. The watchman at your place would be woken up by people who want to be the first to write, “Happy birthday dearest …” on your wall at midnight.

9)    Arguing with your neighbor becomes something else altogether. After arguing, you create a new group called, “My neighbor is an as.ho...” You would then spend the whole night writing invitations to friends to join your group.

10) Cheating on your lover/spouse would require you to go to a hotel because your relationship status would be written on your bedroom door. You would also not get anything from your GF if your relationship status on your door reads, “Its Complicated.”

11) Lastly, whenever you tell a joke, no one would laugh. Instead, people would write LOL, LMAO, Ha ha ha ha and ROTFL on your clothes. That´s how different life would be. Now what else do you think would be different?