Thursday, April 28, 2011

Royal Virility Performance: The First Beer Brewed With Viagra



This royal wedding food news tidbit doesn't really need much explaining.  The following is a proclamation of sorts from the BrewDog brewing company website, announcing their new "Royal Virility Performance" ale in honor of the Kate and Willie's nuptuals:
Note - this beer will be shipped on the 28th of April
We only have 1,000 bottles available.

A limited-edition beer containing herbal viagra to mark the forthcoming royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on April 29th. Brewed using various well known aphrodisiacs, the limited edition artisanal beer will only be available to buy from the BrewDog.com website.


According to the specially commissioned label, the Royal Virility Performance contains herbal viagra, chocolate, Goat Weed and 'a healthy dose of sarcasm'. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale and has been brewed at BrewDog's brewery in Fraserburgh.

With this beer we want to take the wheels off the royal wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype. A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day.

Even though organizers of the Royal Wedding have banned beer at the reception, Royal Virility Performance beer joins other stiff drinks--such as Windsor Knot Beer and Castle Rock's "Kiss Me Kate" brew--created especially for private celebrations of the event.

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