A punch on your
Nose from a
menopausal wife?
Adam Lusekelo
Dar es Salaam.
AH so, it’s the increase in the decrease of estrogens hormone which makes women semi-mad when they reach the age of between 45 and 52. That’s what Dr Aisha Kigoda told the Bunge the other day.
She said roughly 35 per cent of the men get roughed up by their wives. Thank God I don’t have a menopausal wife. I could not take that crap. I have always lived with the dictum that ’If someone hits you on the left cheek you don’t turn your right. You smash him or her on the right cheek!’
Looking quite dapper Dr Aisha said her ministry will counsel men who are about to get that problem of being thumped by their wives.
I know what to do with those women who want to beat up men. Maybe we should get them divorced from the poor husbands. Then remarry the women to all those men who have been involved with EPA, Richmond, Twin Towers and other rip-offs of our time. Those guys definitely deserve a big thumping.
Dr Aisha noted that when women reached that stage, they adopt a hostile attitude towards their husbands.
I just wonder how the 35 per cent of the men take that bullcrap. Why don’t they just walk out and go and get find themselves some lovely take away ka-chick elsewhere? Lovely and younger bintis who are not on menopause? Those guys must be bloody masochists they like pain.
We should love each other and not make life hell for our partners. If the women are going to unleash mayhem for at least one year before they settle down, maybe legislators should pass a law for a temporary divorce. Or, to think of it a permanent divorce.
I hear that during menopause some wives might find sex a put-off. Which is not bad, especially if they have promiscuous husbands. Mzee might not be missing it after all. He has been bonking a younger and more agreeable binti.
But then I hear some menopausal wives could want more attention. Yee God, who would want to meet a wife waiting for you hungrily and cooing this: ’’Come here ducky, I want it all night!’’
Now the husband can’t fake a headache everyday. But if he goes on with such attentions he better go and have a heavy medical examination. Check out his heart and all his insides. If he has stolen some money from EPA or Richmond or anywhere, he had better do his medicals in South Africa or in Europe.
He should make sure that his heart and blood pressure are normal. I am counselling that because I know a story of a man, here in Bongo, who was at it with a horny wife. Then he came and went! He is now sleeping it off permanently in his grave.
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