Sunday, March 28, 2010

Sending a KISS



At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

A guest seated next to the speaker said, " Woaw, your wife has sent you a "KISS" before you begin your speech ; She must love you very much !"

The speaker replied,  ......" You don't know my wife yet ; ....The letters stand for : " KEEP IT SHORT, STUPID ! "


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