Speaking of divorce….
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
“Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.”
“Because,” the man says, “I live in a two-story house.”
The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that?”.
The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is “I have a headache”
and the other story “It´s that time of the month!”