Sunday, January 02, 2011

Speaking of divorce….

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,

“Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.”

“Because,” the man says, “I live in a two-story house.”

The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that?”.

The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is “I have a headache”

and the other story “It´s that time of the month!”

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