A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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"Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you might die
tomorrow." - John Muir as amended by Edward Langerak.
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Michael R. Leming, Ph. D.
Professor of Sociology
St. Olaf College
1520 St. Olaf Avenue
Northfield, Minnesota 55057
Phone (507) 786-3134
Fax (507) 786-3391
Director, Spring Semester in Thailand
c/o Faculty of Humanities
Chiang Mai University
Chiang Mai, Thailand 50200
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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"Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you might die
tomorrow." - John Muir as amended by Edward Langerak.
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(o o)
------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo------------------
Michael R. Leming, Ph. D.
Professor of Sociology
St. Olaf College
1520 St. Olaf Avenue
Northfield, Minnesota 55057
Phone (507) 786-3134
Fax (507) 786-3391
Director, Spring Semester in Thailand
c/o Faculty of Humanities
Chiang Mai University
Chiang Mai, Thailand 50200
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