Tanzanian Association Oslo

POLISH DIVORCE versus

POLISH REMOVER

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English as far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?

Polish: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

Polish: It made of concrete.

Lawyer: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

Polish: No, we have carport, and not need one.

Lawyer: I mean. What are you r relations like?

Polish: All my relations still in Poland.

Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

Polish: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?

Polish: No, I always up before her.

Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?

Polish: No, she White.

Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?

Polish: She going to kill me.

Lawyer: What makes you think that?

Polish: I got proof.

Lawyer: What kind of proof?

Polish: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'